Here it is, guys — Kim Kardashian and Kanye West named their brand-new baby girl “North West,” and isn’t that sad? It’s not even cute — although the name “North” might be cute … if the kid’s last name wasn’t West of all things — and it comes across as more of a joke than anything. Seriously, this is the real thing? There’s going to be a little girl running around this world with the name of “North West”?
Well, yes, if you’re to believe the birth certificate, then absolutely. Kanye West has a daughter who he helped name “North West,” and one might guess that this is probably the only explanation you need — KANYE.
Also, doesn’t it make any difference to anyone that Ray-J wrote that song that wasn’t about Kim Kardashian, and only about sex with someone who looked like Kim Kardashian, and this was an actual lyric?:
“… I had her head going north and her a– going south, but now baby chose to go West … “
God, for real? What a bust, man.